1997 called… they want their ads back

Ok wtf… I was browsing some website which I won’t reveal its name, and suddenly I get bombarded with six of these:

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Between all the flashy goodness of the ad(s) I thought to myself: does anyone still click on these types of ads? or whatever you want to call them ’cause I certainly will not call them ads. Oh and by the way website people, am I the 999,999th visitor to the site or the 10,000th ? I started smelling something fishy right there and that’s where you lost my click =)